1 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,230 One for each other and all for one 2 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:24,441 The three brave amigos are we 3 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,654 Brother to brother and everyone 4 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:31,073 A brave amigo 5 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:35,744 Wherever they need us, our destinies lead us 6 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,997 Amigos, we're always together 7 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,671 Wherever we go, we're three brave amigos 8 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,924 And will be amigos forever 9 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,638 We are the Three Amigos 10 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:59,142 We are the Three Amigos 11 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,603 We are the Three 12 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:17,369 Amigos 13 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:22,624 And amigos forever we'll be 14 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,337 Rodrigo. 15 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:10,709 Rodrigo, we will find the men we need in there. 16 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:35,567 Señores, we are from the village of Santa Poco. 17 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,948 We have come here for your help. 18 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,626 A very great injustice is being done. 19 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,546 A man named El Guapo is threatening our very lives. 20 00:04:57,214 --> 00:05:01,051 We are looking for men who are brave enough to stand up to this tyrant. 21 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:08,350 Perhaps I can be of assistance. 22 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:23,865 I'll help you. 23 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,704 But first you're gonna help me, darling. 24 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:30,872 No! 25 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,876 - Leave him alone! Rodrigo! - Get out of here! 26 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,632 Come! 27 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:44,594 They are no better than El Guapo. They will not help us. 28 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,930 - No one will help us. - Rodrigo, you must have faith. 29 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,807 The Holy Mother will help us. 30 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,622 With three men such as these, El Guapo 31 00:08:52,647 --> 00:08:54,433 would not dare to enter our village. 32 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:21,394 "Goldsmith Pictures, Hollywood, California." 33 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,024 The Three Amigos, 34 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:30,445 Goldsmith Pictures, Hollywood, California. 35 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,282 Three Amigos. 36 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,745 We have seen your deeds and think you are very great. 37 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,958 We can pay you 100,000 pesos. 38 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,585 A hundred thousand pesos? 39 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,838 We do not have 100,000 pesos. 40 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,383 Don't worry, Rodrigo, they will refuse it. 41 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,635 But it would be an insult not to offer it to them. 42 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:59,349 One hundred thousand pesos. 43 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:03,144 One hundred thousand pesos if you come to Santa Poco 44 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:06,606 and put on a show of your strength and stop the... 45 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,610 - The horrible... - ...evil, murdering... 46 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,154 ...villainous monster, El Guapo. 47 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:17,075 So that once again we can be a peaceful village. 48 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,212 Twenty-three pesos. 49 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,133 We only have ten. 50 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,722 Okay. I give you the ten-pesos version. 51 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:43,685 You are great. 52 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:50,316 One hundred thousand pesos if you come to Santa Poco. 53 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,402 Put on show. 54 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,696 Stop the... 55 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,620 I'll put "infamous El Guapo." 56 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,746 Infamous? 57 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,877 It means "murderous, evil," all like you said. 58 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,004 And it will save you money. 59 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,797 Thank you. 60 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,448 We've got to get back to basics, 61 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:43,244 Shooting for Love, Wanderers of the West, The Ride of the Three Amigos. 62 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:47,373 All the great Amigo pictures had one thing in common, 63 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:52,212 three wealthy Spanish landowners who fight for the rights of peasants. 64 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,048 Now, that's something everyone likes. 65 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,091 It's a people idea. 66 00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,595 It's a story a nation can sink its teeth into. 67 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,307 But then came Those Darn Amigos. 68 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:08,102 A box office failure. Nobody went to see it 69 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,940 because nobody cares about three wealthy Spanish landowners 70 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,192 on a weekend in Manhattan. 71 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,112 We strayed from the formula, and we paid the price. 72 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,742 I thought we were quite good in it. 73 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,328 Good? We were great. 74 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,123 Why don't you tell the boys about the Cochise picture, Morty? 75 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,919 Sandy and Irving are working on it right now. 76 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:36,631 You meet Cochise. At first, you think he's a terrible guy. 77 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:41,678 You fight. Then, you get to know him, you come to respect each other, 78 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,430 and at the end of the picture, you're friends. 79 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:48,059 We send you boys to Baja and we shoot the picture in eight days. 80 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,769 What do you think? 81 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,527 That'll be the day. 82 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:00,822 What did he say? 83 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,700 He said, "That'll be the day," Mr. Flugleman. 84 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,119 What? 85 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,747 I don't think you understand who you're talking to here. 86 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,292 We have a few items we want to straighten out first, 87 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,669 or you might be looking at three actors 88 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:18,006 who really don't feel like making a Geronimo picture. 89 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,760 What the hell are you talking about? 90 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,721 Lucky, I think maybe we should... 91 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,807 What we're talking about is money, real money. 92 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,392 Amigo money. 93 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,145 No dough, no show. 94 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,190 Boys, boys. 95 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,361 Let me just say one thing. 96 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,072 It'll be a cold day in hell 97 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,701 when Harry Flugleman lets an actor tell him what to do! 98 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,539 Do you know what the word nada means? 99 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,252 In all those Mexican movies you made, did you ever hear that word? 100 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,631 Isn't that a light chicken gravy that you... 101 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,216 it means "nothing, zero, zip." 102 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,469 It's what you're gonna have when I'm through with you! 103 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,096 You hit Harry Flugleman on a bad day. 104 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,807 I'd like to continue to work for free, Mr. Flugleman. 105 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,935 Are you living in the studio mansion? 106 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,939 - Yeah. - Not anymore, you're not. 107 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,066 Sam! 108 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,984 The Amigos are out of the mansion. 109 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,446 Where did you get those clothes, from a movie? 110 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,908 Yeah, the studio gave them to us. Those Darn Amigos. 111 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,744 Well, we're taking them back. Sam! 112 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:33,247 Get wardrobe over here right away. Take the Amigos' clothes. 113 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,292 Wait a minute! You can't take our clothes. 114 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,671 You gave us these clothes. They were presents! 115 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,215 Come on, wait a minute! Lucky. 116 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,383 Wait a second. 117 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,386 I think you misread who you're talking to here. 118 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,554 Misread? 119 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,766 I want these schmucks off of my lot. 120 00:14:52,178 --> 00:14:54,444 Your asses have just been streamlined! 121 00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:57,225 The Three Amigos are history! 122 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:03,021 Okay! Okay! 123 00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:09,485 And Mr. Flugleman says you're not to come back on this lot... ever! 124 00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:19,579 Look, boys, I know show business. Something always turns up. 125 00:15:19,954 --> 00:15:21,247 Telegram for the Three Amigos. 126 00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:33,885 "Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. 127 00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:35,303 "You are very great. 128 00:15:36,721 --> 00:15:39,974 "One hundred thousand pesos to come to Santa Poco. 129 00:15:40,516 --> 00:15:44,812 "Put on show. Stop. The infamous El Guapo." 130 00:15:46,231 --> 00:15:47,774 What does that mean? "In-famous"? 131 00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:48,858 Ah! 132 00:15:49,609 --> 00:15:53,988 Dusty, in-famous is when you're more than famous. 133 00:15:54,614 --> 00:15:58,618 This man El Guapo is not just famous, he's in-famous. 134 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:00,411 A hundred thousand pesos 135 00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:02,664 to do a personal appearance with this guy El Guapo, 136 00:16:02,747 --> 00:16:05,416 who is probably the biggest actor to ever come out of Mexico. 137 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,503 Wow. The in-famous? In-famous? 138 00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:28,523 Wouldn't it be easier if we just went to Flugleman 139 00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:30,275 and asked him for our Amigo costumes? 140 00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:33,653 No, Flugleman hates us right now. He's never gonna give us our costumes. 141 00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:35,738 Lucky's right. This is the only way. 142 00:17:07,145 --> 00:17:08,229 Hey! 143 00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:13,484 Hey! Hey! 144 00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:15,862 You two! 145 00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:18,781 You! You two! 146 00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:20,533 Look! 147 00:17:25,371 --> 00:17:26,831 Look up here, look up here! 148 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:30,835 Hey, you, look! Up here! 149 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,754 Up here, up here! 150 00:17:36,257 --> 00:17:37,759 Hey, you guys! 151 00:17:41,429 --> 00:17:42,430 This way. 152 00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:08,873 Turn on the lights. 153 00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:13,461 Hey, what's going on up there? 154 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:15,797 Let's go, Amigos. 155 00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:06,556 I'm looking for a man by the name of El Guapo. 156 00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:08,933 Do you know this man? 157 00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:12,186 Perhaps, señor. 158 00:19:12,812 --> 00:19:15,356 Hey, where'd you get that pretty little gun? 159 00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:23,156 El Guapo will be interest to see me. I have something he wants. 160 00:19:24,073 --> 00:19:25,283 Hey, I'm talking to you. 161 00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,620 Where'd you get that pretty little gun? 162 00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,248 I'm meeting some friends of mine here. 163 00:19:33,624 --> 00:19:36,335 When they get here, tell them to wait. 164 00:19:37,336 --> 00:19:38,504 How will I know them? 165 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,214 You will know them. 166 00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:43,468 You will most certainly know them. 167 00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:47,430 Hey, why don't you come over here and sit on my lap? 168 00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:50,641 I wanna show you something, honey. 169 00:20:23,966 --> 00:20:25,927 Anyone else with a comment? 170 00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:33,809 Some friends of mine will be coming here. 171 00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:37,772 I hope you will show them more courtesy than you have shown me. 172 00:20:38,523 --> 00:20:40,983 They aren't as kindhearted as I am. 173 00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:30,491 Looks like somebody's been down here with the ugly stick. 174 00:21:33,869 --> 00:21:35,121 Let's go. 175 00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:47,758 Uh, excuse us. We're not Mexicans. 176 00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:49,927 We're from out of town. 177 00:21:50,011 --> 00:21:52,972 We were wondering if you could tell us where the best hotel in town is. 178 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:54,849 There's no hotel in this town. 179 00:21:55,182 --> 00:21:58,853 Great. No hotel. I could kill somebody. 180 00:22:00,605 --> 00:22:03,524 Excuse me. You are the... 181 00:22:07,612 --> 00:22:09,030 Yes, we are. 182 00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:11,574 We have heard of you. 183 00:22:12,074 --> 00:22:13,451 No kidding. 184 00:22:15,369 --> 00:22:17,038 I have a message for you. 185 00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:21,626 The German says to wait here. 186 00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:25,838 Mmm, yeah. 187 00:22:29,216 --> 00:22:32,595 Well, so long as we've got some time to kill, I think I'll have a beer. 188 00:22:32,803 --> 00:22:35,056 We don't have no beer, just tequila. 189 00:22:35,264 --> 00:22:36,390 What's tequila? 190 00:22:36,766 --> 00:22:38,100 It's like beer. 191 00:22:38,351 --> 00:22:39,518 Is it fattening? 192 00:22:39,894 --> 00:22:40,978 Fattening? 193 00:22:41,062 --> 00:22:43,481 Forget it. If it's like beer, we'll have some. Three tequilas. 194 00:22:43,731 --> 00:22:45,566 Sure. Sure, amigos. 195 00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,235 Enjoy yourselves. 196 00:22:49,403 --> 00:22:52,490 But try not to get into too much troubles, okay? 197 00:22:56,077 --> 00:22:57,328 Thank you. 198 00:23:19,016 --> 00:23:22,269 - It's an odd taste, isn't it? - It's probably watered down. 199 00:23:24,647 --> 00:23:27,525 There's something about this place. Everybody seems so grim. 200 00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:31,946 Well, they're just intimidated. They've only seen us on the big screen. 201 00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:37,868 Hey, we're just folks like you. Just relax. 202 00:23:38,911 --> 00:23:41,622 Dusty, go on over to that piano. 203 00:23:42,123 --> 00:23:45,960 Oh, no. I haven't played in so long. I couldn't, really. 204 00:23:51,173 --> 00:23:52,299 Been a long time. 205 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,052 All right, we're gonna do a little number for you, 206 00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:58,013 but remember, we're a bit rusty, so bear with us. 207 00:23:58,097 --> 00:23:59,932 - Just like the old days. - All right. 208 00:24:00,558 --> 00:24:01,559 Maestro. 209 00:24:15,281 --> 00:24:19,744 My little buttercup has the sweetest smile 210 00:24:22,163 --> 00:24:26,000 Dear little buttercup, won't you stay a while 211 00:24:28,961 --> 00:24:32,840 Come with me where moonbeams paint the sky 212 00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:38,304 And you and I might linger 213 00:24:38,387 --> 00:24:41,932 In the sweet by and by 214 00:24:42,683 --> 00:24:45,352 Oh, dear little buttercup 215 00:24:45,895 --> 00:24:48,272 With your eyes so blue 216 00:24:50,691 --> 00:24:54,737 Oh, little buttercup, you're a dream come true 217 00:24:57,364 --> 00:25:03,454 You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two 218 00:25:04,205 --> 00:25:09,084 Oh, dear little buttercup, I love you 219 00:25:10,753 --> 00:25:12,129 Everybody! 220 00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:14,048 My little buttercup 221 00:25:14,715 --> 00:25:17,009 - Has the sweetest - Smile 222 00:25:17,551 --> 00:25:18,928 Hey, great. 223 00:25:19,053 --> 00:25:20,971 Dear little buttercup 224 00:25:21,055 --> 00:25:22,890 Won't you stay a 225 00:25:22,973 --> 00:25:24,099 While, While 226 00:25:25,893 --> 00:25:28,771 You and I will settle down 227 00:25:28,938 --> 00:25:32,191 In a cottage built for two 228 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,903 - Oh, dear little buttercup - ALL: Dear 229 00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,988 - Sweet little buttercup - ALL: Sweet 230 00:25:38,072 --> 00:25:40,074 My little buttercup 231 00:25:40,157 --> 00:25:43,035 I love you 232 00:25:54,505 --> 00:25:55,840 What did I tell you? 233 00:25:55,923 --> 00:25:57,258 Yeah, they loved us. 234 00:26:04,932 --> 00:26:07,101 - What is that? - It's a plane. 235 00:26:07,476 --> 00:26:10,771 Not just any plane. It's a Tuppan 601. 236 00:26:12,273 --> 00:26:14,567 I flew one in Little Neddy Goes to War. 237 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,486 What's it doing here? 238 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:19,530 I think it's a mail plane. 239 00:26:20,364 --> 00:26:21,448 How can you tell? 240 00:26:21,532 --> 00:26:24,201 Well, didn't you notice its little balls? 241 00:26:28,747 --> 00:26:31,000 The little balls hanging down. 242 00:26:35,421 --> 00:26:38,924 The little... The balls. The mail plane. 243 00:26:39,341 --> 00:26:41,969 It's a "male" plane. And the balls... 244 00:26:58,444 --> 00:27:01,447 Let's go find out where we're supposed to be. 245 00:27:01,530 --> 00:27:02,573 Okay. 246 00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:14,960 Hey! Look at the two little sissies! 247 00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:36,023 This town is getting too rough for me. 248 00:27:37,524 --> 00:27:41,195 Carmen, the Three Amigos, I saw them coming out of the cantina. 249 00:27:47,952 --> 00:27:50,287 - You are the Three Amigos? - Yes, we are. 250 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:55,793 Told you we were big down here. 251 00:27:59,338 --> 00:28:01,924 Come. We will take you to Santa Poco. 252 00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:03,300 - Oh, great! - Fine. 253 00:28:30,744 --> 00:28:32,538 This is our village. 254 00:28:52,182 --> 00:28:54,351 Isn't that the Three Amigos? 255 00:28:55,436 --> 00:28:57,938 Do you think they can protect us from El Guapo? 256 00:29:03,736 --> 00:29:04,737 Ah. 257 00:29:04,987 --> 00:29:06,864 Welcome to Santa Poco. 258 00:29:06,947 --> 00:29:08,115 Here you go. 259 00:29:10,117 --> 00:29:11,702 Dusty Bottoms. 260 00:29:16,749 --> 00:29:19,126 Can I have your watch when you are dead? 261 00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:22,796 What did he say? 262 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:31,305 Mmm. That's good. Very good. 263 00:29:52,159 --> 00:29:54,828 We are honored to have you in our home. 264 00:29:57,372 --> 00:29:59,792 Do you have anything besides Mexican food? 265 00:30:02,544 --> 00:30:05,672 Lucky, how's this show supposed to work anyway? 266 00:30:07,174 --> 00:30:10,344 Well, I talked to Rodrigo tonight. He's the kid. 267 00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:13,514 He was kind of hazy on the details. 268 00:30:13,889 --> 00:30:15,557 But as far as I can figure, 269 00:30:15,641 --> 00:30:17,726 El Guapo's coming in a day or two. 270 00:30:18,352 --> 00:30:20,979 He rides in, acts like he owns the place. 271 00:30:21,063 --> 00:30:24,900 We come out, put on a big show, and pretend like we run him off. 272 00:30:24,983 --> 00:30:27,486 It's pretty much what we did in Shooting for Love. 273 00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:34,493 Hey, Lucky. 274 00:30:36,328 --> 00:30:37,955 What are you gonna do with your share of the money? 275 00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:46,588 A car. A big, shiny, silver car. 276 00:30:48,757 --> 00:30:52,594 I'll drive all over Hollywood, show Flugleman a thing or two. 277 00:30:53,971 --> 00:30:55,305 What about you? 278 00:30:56,098 --> 00:30:58,308 New York. Maybe Paris. 279 00:30:58,517 --> 00:30:59,518 Mmm. 280 00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:01,645 A lot of champagne. 281 00:31:02,771 --> 00:31:05,566 Parties. Be a big shot for a while. 282 00:31:05,899 --> 00:31:07,025 Yeah. 283 00:31:08,694 --> 00:31:09,736 How about you, Ned? 284 00:31:10,237 --> 00:31:13,031 I'm gonna start a foundation to help homeless children. 285 00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:17,870 That occurred to me to do that at one point, too. 286 00:31:17,953 --> 00:31:21,707 I meant that I would do that first, and then I would get a big, shiny car. 287 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:22,833 Or after I come back... 288 00:31:27,588 --> 00:31:29,464 Hey, let's go get some more tequila. 289 00:31:30,382 --> 00:31:32,426 El Guapo, he said to wait here. 290 00:31:33,260 --> 00:31:35,637 By the time he's here, we'll be back. 291 00:31:38,015 --> 00:31:41,351 Let's go to Santa Poco. They'll be glad to see us! 292 00:32:13,091 --> 00:32:14,509 Which one do you like best, Carmen? 293 00:32:16,929 --> 00:32:19,139 I like the one who's not so smart. 294 00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:21,975 Which one is that? 295 00:32:30,317 --> 00:32:33,111 Sooner than expected. I must warn the Three Amigos. 296 00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:44,581 They are coming! They are coming! 297 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:48,794 - Who? - El Guapo and his men. 298 00:32:49,503 --> 00:32:50,796 Already? 299 00:32:51,505 --> 00:32:53,674 Well, we'll start to get ready then. 300 00:32:58,679 --> 00:33:01,014 They want us to do the show now. 301 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:02,683 Great! I thought we were going to have a rehearsal. 302 00:33:02,766 --> 00:33:04,226 Obviously not. 303 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:05,936 So what? They've probably done it a million times, 304 00:33:06,019 --> 00:33:07,688 and we know what we're doing. 305 00:33:12,985 --> 00:33:15,696 Looks like there's about three of them. 306 00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:20,242 Perfect. Rodrigo said there'd be 50, now there's three. 307 00:33:20,325 --> 00:33:21,368 They better not try to cut our money. 308 00:33:21,994 --> 00:33:24,079 Where's our tequila? We're waiting! 309 00:33:34,715 --> 00:33:36,466 Say, those guys look pretty good. 310 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:39,136 Are you kidding? They're doing every cliché in the book. 311 00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:40,884 We'll give them about 30 more seconds. 312 00:33:40,909 --> 00:33:42,872 I hope those horses they got for us are okay. 313 00:33:42,973 --> 00:33:46,435 If I have to come into that cantina, somebody's gonna die! 314 00:33:53,734 --> 00:33:56,278 Okay, Amigos, this is it. Ned, big smile. 315 00:33:56,361 --> 00:33:58,322 Dusty, just relax and have fun with it. 316 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:00,407 I'm just gonna have fun with it. 317 00:34:12,711 --> 00:34:14,838 - I'm Lucky Day. - I'm Ned Nederlander. 318 00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:18,800 I'm Dusty Bottoms, and together we're the Three Amigos! 319 00:34:36,985 --> 00:34:38,278 Let's go! 320 00:34:47,829 --> 00:34:50,207 Well, you slime-eating dogs, 321 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:54,461 you scum-sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat. 322 00:34:55,962 --> 00:34:59,299 "Son of a motherless goat"? And who are you? 323 00:34:59,966 --> 00:35:03,136 Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. 324 00:35:04,179 --> 00:35:07,599 Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. 325 00:35:09,935 --> 00:35:10,977 Line. 326 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,063 Wherever liberty is threatened, you will... 327 00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:15,899 Wherever liberty is threatened, 328 00:35:15,982 --> 00:35:19,611 ...you will find the Three Amigos! - The Three Amigos! 329 00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,585 Who are these monkeys? 330 00:35:35,669 --> 00:35:36,795 I don't know. 331 00:35:37,087 --> 00:35:38,088 Whoo! 332 00:35:38,463 --> 00:35:39,506 Should we kill them? 333 00:35:39,756 --> 00:35:42,676 No, let's go tell El Guapo what we've seen here. 334 00:35:52,227 --> 00:35:53,687 And stay out. 335 00:35:58,692 --> 00:36:00,902 - Nice show. - Not bad for a matinee. 336 00:36:00,986 --> 00:36:03,238 - Damn it, I forgot a line though. - They'll never pick it up. 337 00:36:03,321 --> 00:36:04,531 They'll never notice it. 338 00:36:28,138 --> 00:36:30,474 They're really starved for entertainment around here. 339 00:36:30,557 --> 00:36:32,976 I'm telling you, I've been in this situation before. 340 00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:34,936 Ask for the money now, while they're excited. 341 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,485 You were magnificent. 342 00:36:41,610 --> 00:36:43,403 - Oh. - We were okay. 343 00:36:54,789 --> 00:36:55,916 Then what happened? 344 00:36:55,999 --> 00:36:58,251 Then, they got on their horses. 345 00:36:58,877 --> 00:37:03,006 They rode all over the town, shooting their pistols up in the air. 346 00:37:04,424 --> 00:37:07,427 And they called us scum-sucking pigs. 347 00:37:07,761 --> 00:37:08,762 Us! 348 00:37:11,806 --> 00:37:13,475 What should we do, El Guapo? 349 00:37:14,392 --> 00:37:16,978 Tomorrow, I will take 50 men with me, 350 00:37:17,687 --> 00:37:20,565 find these three gringos, open their stomachs, 351 00:37:20,649 --> 00:37:23,735 grab their intestines, and squeeze the shit out of them! 352 00:37:30,825 --> 00:37:32,077 Perfect. 353 00:39:21,561 --> 00:39:24,064 Do you have a girlfriend back home, Dusty? 354 00:39:25,482 --> 00:39:26,524 No. 355 00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:31,655 We never really had time for that sort of thing, being so busy. 356 00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:33,948 Have you ever kissed a girl? 357 00:39:34,574 --> 00:39:36,868 Oh, yeah. Sure, lots of times. 358 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,206 Would you like to kiss me? 359 00:39:42,248 --> 00:39:43,667 Yeah. 360 00:39:50,757 --> 00:39:51,925 Well? 361 00:39:56,054 --> 00:39:57,764 What, now? Here? 362 00:39:59,224 --> 00:40:02,644 We could take a walk, and you could kiss me on the veranda. 363 00:40:04,062 --> 00:40:05,814 Lips would be fine. 364 00:40:07,107 --> 00:40:10,902 One time Dorothy Gish was visiting me on the set 365 00:40:10,985 --> 00:40:14,406 of Little Neddy, Grab Your Gun, 366 00:40:15,490 --> 00:40:17,367 and she came up to me, 367 00:40:18,535 --> 00:40:20,787 and she looked me in the face, 368 00:40:21,329 --> 00:40:24,082 and I had never met her. I'd just known her from the films, you know, 369 00:40:24,165 --> 00:40:27,669 Dorothy Gish, Lillian's sister, 370 00:40:27,752 --> 00:40:30,463 and she looked me in the eyes and she said, 371 00:40:31,798 --> 00:40:36,010 "Young man, you have got it." 372 00:40:38,012 --> 00:40:39,472 And... 373 00:40:41,141 --> 00:40:42,142 Ah! 374 00:40:44,144 --> 00:40:46,938 Dorothy Gish. It's a true story. 375 00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:11,713 Next time we come here, I'm gonna ask for a different room. 376 00:41:12,005 --> 00:41:16,760 Amigos, El Guapo himself is here, with all his men, just outside the village. 377 00:41:16,843 --> 00:41:20,555 I have your horses waiting. You must ride against them now. 378 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,435 - What is she talking about? - I don't know. 379 00:41:42,827 --> 00:41:44,496 Looks like we got another show to do. 380 00:41:44,788 --> 00:41:47,749 - Great. Yeah. - Let's get it over with. 381 00:41:56,424 --> 00:41:57,717 Let's go. 382 00:42:02,889 --> 00:42:04,891 They are so brave. 383 00:42:19,989 --> 00:42:21,407 It's a pleasure working with you. 384 00:42:23,284 --> 00:42:28,331 Well, you dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, 385 00:42:28,748 --> 00:42:30,917 you son of a motherless goat! 386 00:42:32,627 --> 00:42:33,753 Who are you? 387 00:42:33,962 --> 00:42:36,965 Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. 388 00:42:38,091 --> 00:42:41,386 Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. 389 00:42:43,012 --> 00:42:44,722 Tell us we will die like dogs. 390 00:42:44,931 --> 00:42:45,932 What? 391 00:42:46,099 --> 00:42:48,309 Tell us we will die like dogs. 392 00:42:52,105 --> 00:42:53,690 You will die like dogs. 393 00:42:53,857 --> 00:42:57,318 No, we will not die like dogs! 394 00:42:57,402 --> 00:42:58,403 We will fight like lions. 395 00:42:58,736 --> 00:43:01,739 - Because we are the Three Amigos! - The Three Amigos! 396 00:43:12,667 --> 00:43:13,751 Ride, caballeros! 397 00:43:16,588 --> 00:43:18,798 Ride, Amigos. Arriba, arriba! 398 00:43:30,184 --> 00:43:31,978 I like these guys. 399 00:43:33,104 --> 00:43:34,856 They are funny guys. 400 00:43:36,816 --> 00:43:38,651 Just kill one of them. 401 00:43:46,618 --> 00:43:48,244 Hold it! Hold it! 402 00:43:49,996 --> 00:43:52,415 - Lucky, jeez, are you all right? - What happened? 403 00:43:52,498 --> 00:43:54,626 I don't know. 404 00:43:54,709 --> 00:43:55,710 Here. 405 00:43:59,797 --> 00:44:00,840 Ow! Ow! Ooh! 406 00:44:00,924 --> 00:44:02,175 What? What? 407 00:44:13,144 --> 00:44:14,646 Wait a second. 408 00:44:18,858 --> 00:44:19,859 Let me see that. 409 00:44:22,695 --> 00:44:24,364 Come on, come on. 410 00:44:29,744 --> 00:44:31,079 Oh, great! 411 00:44:31,162 --> 00:44:32,330 Real bullets. 412 00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:37,251 I'll keep this. 413 00:44:38,169 --> 00:44:40,463 You're in a lot of trouble, mister! 414 00:44:59,691 --> 00:45:01,109 Excuse me. 415 00:45:08,533 --> 00:45:09,617 It's real. 416 00:45:10,994 --> 00:45:11,995 What? 417 00:45:12,662 --> 00:45:13,788 Uh, this is real. 418 00:45:17,166 --> 00:45:18,459 You mean... 419 00:45:18,543 --> 00:45:19,544 Yes. 420 00:45:20,586 --> 00:45:22,672 They're going to kill us. 421 00:45:36,477 --> 00:45:38,521 What am I doing in Mexico? 422 00:45:40,565 --> 00:45:41,858 I've been shot already. 423 00:45:41,941 --> 00:45:43,151 I know. 424 00:45:44,610 --> 00:45:46,446 What are we gonna do? 425 00:45:47,238 --> 00:45:50,033 We're not gonna get paid, that's for sure. 426 00:45:51,784 --> 00:45:54,245 Let me talk to them, man to man. 427 00:45:55,288 --> 00:45:56,330 Yes. 428 00:46:08,176 --> 00:46:09,594 Mr. Guapo... 429 00:46:10,470 --> 00:46:13,806 I'd just like to say, on behalf of the Three Amigos, 430 00:46:14,682 --> 00:46:18,269 we're very, very sorry and we'd like to go home now. 431 00:46:24,942 --> 00:46:26,069 You see, sir, 432 00:46:27,445 --> 00:46:28,988 we're not gunfighters. 433 00:46:30,740 --> 00:46:31,866 We're movie stars. 434 00:46:32,909 --> 00:46:33,993 Movie stars? 435 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,288 Yeah, actors, uh, entertainers. 436 00:46:41,584 --> 00:46:43,628 You know, we sing and dance. 437 00:46:43,711 --> 00:46:44,837 Yeah, you know... 438 00:46:46,339 --> 00:46:50,718 My little buttercup has the sweetest smile 439 00:46:54,055 --> 00:46:56,057 Don't you want to die like dogs? 440 00:46:56,474 --> 00:46:59,602 Well, if there's any way of avoiding that part of it... 441 00:47:00,603 --> 00:47:02,563 El Guapo only kills men. 442 00:47:04,857 --> 00:47:06,734 He does not kill crying women. 443 00:47:08,778 --> 00:47:10,029 So go, 444 00:47:11,155 --> 00:47:13,282 you big movie stars. 445 00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:17,286 Thank you. Thank you. 446 00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:18,371 Faster! 447 00:47:31,134 --> 00:47:32,718 People of Santa Poco, 448 00:47:35,888 --> 00:47:39,851 you were very foolish to bring men to try to stop El Guapo. 449 00:47:43,896 --> 00:47:45,565 You have hurt me. 450 00:48:19,015 --> 00:48:22,810 You see, Jefe? A rose can bloom in the desert. 451 00:48:33,654 --> 00:48:34,780 Jefe! 452 00:48:35,531 --> 00:48:38,451 Santa Poco is no longer under my protection! 453 00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:47,376 The town is yours, muchachos! 454 00:50:04,870 --> 00:50:06,080 Afternoon. 455 00:50:33,607 --> 00:50:35,151 We'll just get our things and go. 456 00:50:35,234 --> 00:50:37,737 There is nothing of yours here. 457 00:50:37,862 --> 00:50:39,655 El Guapo has taken everything. 458 00:50:41,365 --> 00:50:42,408 Sorry. 459 00:50:44,035 --> 00:50:46,120 Did you see a pair of cuff links? They were mother-of-pearl... 460 00:50:46,203 --> 00:50:47,413 Dusty. 461 00:50:49,999 --> 00:50:51,417 Where's Carmen? 462 00:50:51,751 --> 00:50:53,878 El Guapo has taken her, too. 463 00:51:04,930 --> 00:51:07,516 - Let's go back to Hollywood. - The sooner, the better. 464 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,894 - It's too hot down here. - Bad for my hay fever. 465 00:51:09,977 --> 00:51:13,105 - We don't belong down here anyway. - Where's Ned? 466 00:51:20,112 --> 00:51:21,572 Ned, what are you doing? 467 00:51:22,573 --> 00:51:24,784 What do we have to go back to? 468 00:51:25,201 --> 00:51:28,037 We've no jobs. No money. 469 00:51:28,954 --> 00:51:29,955 No place to live. 470 00:51:31,916 --> 00:51:34,877 No friends. No women. 471 00:51:37,213 --> 00:51:38,339 No self-respect. 472 00:51:38,422 --> 00:51:39,757 Oh, hold on. Wait. 473 00:51:40,466 --> 00:51:42,468 Ned, we could get killed. 474 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:47,681 Back there the Three Amigos are already dead. 475 00:51:48,432 --> 00:51:50,643 Here we could be the Three Amigos for real. 476 00:51:55,231 --> 00:51:56,982 I'm drawing a line. 477 00:52:01,779 --> 00:52:04,698 Men or mice? What'll it be? 478 00:53:10,973 --> 00:53:12,308 Let's ride! 479 00:53:32,161 --> 00:53:33,746 Great job catching the food, Ned. 480 00:53:33,829 --> 00:53:35,581 Oh, thanks, Lucky. 481 00:53:35,748 --> 00:53:38,083 How do you like your bat, Dusty? 482 00:53:38,417 --> 00:53:39,460 Medium rare. 483 00:53:39,543 --> 00:53:40,753 Ah. This should do it. 484 00:53:43,255 --> 00:53:44,423 Thanks. 485 00:53:58,771 --> 00:54:01,273 How far do you think we rode before we had to go back and get directions? 486 00:54:01,690 --> 00:54:02,733 Just three or four miles. 487 00:54:06,070 --> 00:54:07,446 Ned, read those instructions again. 488 00:54:07,530 --> 00:54:09,198 All righty. 489 00:54:11,659 --> 00:54:14,745 All right. We go east 490 00:54:16,705 --> 00:54:19,625 through the desert until we come to the singing bush. 491 00:54:19,917 --> 00:54:21,544 The singing bush? 492 00:54:22,503 --> 00:54:25,965 When we find the singing bush, we say the magic chant, 493 00:54:26,507 --> 00:54:28,551 each fire one shot in the air, 494 00:54:28,634 --> 00:54:30,844 and that will summon the invisible swordsman, 495 00:54:30,928 --> 00:54:33,389 and he will then show us the way to El Guapo's. 496 00:54:34,306 --> 00:54:35,391 Want your wings? 497 00:54:35,474 --> 00:54:36,809 No, I'm fine. 498 00:54:38,352 --> 00:54:40,771 - Here you go. - Oh, great, thanks. 499 00:54:45,985 --> 00:54:47,653 Well, good night. 500 00:54:50,781 --> 00:54:53,867 Look at the little fella. He's tuckered out already. 501 00:54:57,413 --> 00:54:58,581 What was that? 502 00:54:58,664 --> 00:54:59,957 It's just a coyote. 503 00:55:00,374 --> 00:55:01,375 Oh. 504 00:55:02,918 --> 00:55:04,712 I've never slept outside before. 505 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,505 Take it easy. Take it easy. 506 00:55:07,298 --> 00:55:08,299 Dusty... 507 00:55:23,522 --> 00:55:26,525 Arizona moon keep shining 508 00:55:28,861 --> 00:55:32,406 From the desert sky above 509 00:55:35,075 --> 00:55:37,036 You know pretty soon 510 00:55:37,453 --> 00:55:39,705 That big yellow moon 511 00:55:40,456 --> 00:55:45,252 Will light the way back to the one you love 512 00:55:46,962 --> 00:55:53,844 Blue shadows on the trail 513 00:56:00,934 --> 00:56:07,775 Little cowboy, close your eyes and dream 514 00:56:11,236 --> 00:56:15,449 All of the doggies are in the corral 515 00:56:17,201 --> 00:56:20,245 All of your work is done 516 00:56:23,123 --> 00:56:27,670 Just close your eyes and dream, little pal 517 00:56:28,629 --> 00:56:33,967 Dream of someone 518 00:56:46,897 --> 00:56:53,278 Blue shadows on the trail 519 00:57:00,744 --> 00:57:03,288 Soft wind blowing 520 00:57:04,039 --> 00:57:09,753 Through the trees above 521 00:57:11,755 --> 00:57:14,842 All the other little cowboys 522 00:57:16,969 --> 00:57:19,847 Back in the bunkhouse now 523 00:57:20,848 --> 00:57:27,396 So close your eyes and 524 00:57:29,398 --> 00:57:34,737 Dream 525 00:57:47,124 --> 00:57:49,668 Good night, Lucky. Good night, Dusty. 526 00:57:50,002 --> 00:57:51,170 Good night, Ned. 527 00:57:51,503 --> 00:57:53,130 Good night, Ned. 528 00:57:54,256 --> 00:57:55,340 Good night, Ned. 529 00:58:01,096 --> 00:58:02,431 Good night, Lucky. 530 00:58:02,514 --> 00:58:03,682 Good night, Dusty. 531 00:59:50,497 --> 00:59:51,623 Lip balm? 532 01:00:17,983 --> 01:00:20,319 Excuse me. Are you the singing bush? 533 01:00:24,573 --> 01:00:25,741 Let me talk to him. 534 01:00:25,824 --> 01:00:28,327 Excuse us. Are you the singing bush? 535 01:00:32,164 --> 01:00:33,624 Hello? Hi! 536 01:00:33,707 --> 01:00:35,000 Hi! 537 01:00:38,754 --> 01:00:39,796 Excuse us! 538 01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:42,341 Hey! 539 01:00:47,262 --> 01:00:50,265 Forget it. My guess is this is the singing bush. 540 01:00:50,349 --> 01:00:51,892 Let's go summon the invisible swordsman. 541 01:00:52,517 --> 01:00:54,353 Summon the invisible swordsman? 542 01:00:54,436 --> 01:00:56,188 I can't believe I'm doing this. 543 01:01:01,944 --> 01:01:05,781 Now let me see here. We each have to fire one shot in the air, 544 01:01:06,365 --> 01:01:10,202 say the magic chant, and the invisible swordsman will appear. 545 01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:17,876 Neddy! 546 01:01:29,096 --> 01:01:30,305 Dusty. 547 01:01:45,362 --> 01:01:48,281 Great! You've killed the invisible swordsman. 548 01:01:54,579 --> 01:01:55,539 He's dead, all right. 549 01:01:55,622 --> 01:01:57,541 How was I supposed to know where he was? 550 01:01:57,624 --> 01:02:00,711 You were supposed to fire up. We both fired up! 551 01:02:02,629 --> 01:02:04,923 It's like living with a six-year-old. 552 01:02:05,090 --> 01:02:07,342 Now we'll never find El Guapo's. 553 01:02:07,676 --> 01:02:10,012 He was the only one who could show the way. We're lost. 554 01:02:14,766 --> 01:02:16,393 It's the Tuppan 601 we saw in Diablo. 555 01:02:18,186 --> 01:02:21,106 I'll bet it's going to El Guapo's. Mount up! 556 01:02:27,279 --> 01:02:29,448 It means, "Get on your horses." 557 01:02:57,768 --> 01:03:00,812 Carmen, today is El Guapo's birthday, 558 01:03:01,313 --> 01:03:03,565 and tonight, you are to be El Guapo's woman. 559 01:03:03,815 --> 01:03:05,567 I would sooner die. 560 01:03:07,319 --> 01:03:09,988 Let me prepare you for the way El Guapo makes love. 561 01:03:10,447 --> 01:03:13,450 Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is? 562 01:03:15,285 --> 01:03:16,328 No. 563 01:03:16,745 --> 01:03:18,455 Good. Neither does El Guapo. 564 01:03:19,164 --> 01:03:22,250 Jefe, the German arrived yet? 565 01:03:22,709 --> 01:03:24,419 Not yet, El Guapo. 566 01:03:24,753 --> 01:03:26,838 Many presents have been coming for your birthday. 567 01:03:27,506 --> 01:03:30,342 The German has the only presents I want... guns. 568 01:03:31,176 --> 01:03:35,347 Guns, so that the name of El Guapo will be hanging on everyone's lips. 569 01:03:35,806 --> 01:03:37,432 He will be here, Guapo, 570 01:03:38,183 --> 01:03:40,852 but I think you will like your other presents, too. 571 01:03:40,936 --> 01:03:43,855 I have put many beautiful piñatas in the storeroom, 572 01:03:43,939 --> 01:03:46,817 each of them filled with little surprises. 573 01:03:48,485 --> 01:03:49,569 Many piñatas? 574 01:03:49,653 --> 01:03:51,363 Oh, yes, many. 575 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:55,200 Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas? 576 01:03:56,576 --> 01:03:57,577 A what? 577 01:03:57,786 --> 01:03:58,954 A plethora. 578 01:04:01,873 --> 01:04:04,084 Oh, yes, you have a plethora. 579 01:04:04,918 --> 01:04:06,920 Jefe, what is a plethora? 580 01:04:09,047 --> 01:04:10,173 Why, Guapo? 581 01:04:10,549 --> 01:04:12,592 Well, you told me I have a plethora, 582 01:04:12,676 --> 01:04:16,054 and I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. 583 01:04:16,429 --> 01:04:19,307 I would not like to think that a person would tell someone 584 01:04:19,391 --> 01:04:20,684 he has a plethora 585 01:04:20,767 --> 01:04:26,064 and find out that, that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora. 586 01:04:27,899 --> 01:04:30,735 Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, 587 01:04:31,236 --> 01:04:34,531 do not have your superior intellect and education. 588 01:04:35,282 --> 01:04:37,409 But could it be that, once again, 589 01:04:37,492 --> 01:04:39,161 you are angry at something else 590 01:04:39,619 --> 01:04:41,746 and are looking to take it out on me? 591 01:04:42,038 --> 01:04:43,290 Like what, Jefe? 592 01:04:44,416 --> 01:04:47,169 Could it be because you are turning 40 today? 593 01:04:47,252 --> 01:04:48,253 No. 594 01:04:48,795 --> 01:04:53,425 Could it be because Carmen chooses to sleep in her cell instead of with you? 595 01:04:54,426 --> 01:04:55,427 Hmm. 596 01:04:56,303 --> 01:04:58,430 Why don't you just take her? 597 01:04:59,264 --> 01:05:02,142 When you want cattle, you take the cattle. 598 01:05:02,225 --> 01:05:04,936 When you want food, you take the food. 599 01:05:05,478 --> 01:05:09,357 When you want a woman, you just take the woman. 600 01:05:10,192 --> 01:05:11,943 Why don't you just take her? 601 01:05:12,652 --> 01:05:16,531 Jefe, you do not understand women. 602 01:05:17,991 --> 01:05:20,994 You cannot force open the petals of a flower. 603 01:05:22,412 --> 01:05:26,166 When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you. 604 01:05:28,126 --> 01:05:32,339 When do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you? 605 01:05:33,673 --> 01:05:36,343 Tonight, or I will kill her. 606 01:05:36,801 --> 01:05:38,178 El Guapo! 607 01:05:40,305 --> 01:05:43,642 There is the German now, right on time. 608 01:05:47,354 --> 01:05:48,688 We must make him welcome. 609 01:05:54,361 --> 01:05:55,362 Hold. 610 01:05:58,448 --> 01:05:59,991 This way, boys. 611 01:06:05,747 --> 01:06:06,831 Stay. 612 01:06:19,344 --> 01:06:20,387 Down. 613 01:06:23,348 --> 01:06:24,557 My God! 614 01:06:30,689 --> 01:06:32,941 We're gonna have to figure out a way to get inside. 615 01:06:33,024 --> 01:06:34,776 It looks impossible. 616 01:06:35,026 --> 01:06:37,153 Lucky, those walls are 25 feet high. 617 01:06:37,237 --> 01:06:40,156 There's a guard at every post. There's no way we'll ever get in there. 618 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,741 I think Dusty's right. 619 01:06:41,825 --> 01:06:44,327 Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains. 620 01:06:44,828 --> 01:06:46,538 - Damn it. - Damn it. 621 01:06:49,624 --> 01:06:53,795 Guapo, here come the guns! 622 01:07:37,422 --> 01:07:39,299 Jefe, what's his name? 623 01:07:40,633 --> 01:07:41,843 That's Paco. 624 01:07:42,177 --> 01:07:43,178 Paco! 625 01:07:45,096 --> 01:07:46,598 Take off your hat. 626 01:07:47,974 --> 01:07:50,894 Hold it up! Higher! 627 01:08:01,321 --> 01:08:03,239 You lived up to your promise. 628 01:08:03,323 --> 01:08:06,159 You will be my guest at the celebration today. 629 01:08:06,242 --> 01:08:09,079 A little party my men are throwing for me. 630 01:09:07,429 --> 01:09:09,055 This is where we'll climb up. 631 01:09:09,139 --> 01:09:10,849 What about that guard? 632 01:09:12,725 --> 01:09:14,394 I'll throw a rock and distract him. 633 01:09:14,477 --> 01:09:15,562 Okay. 634 01:09:16,521 --> 01:09:19,482 But I would throw it out there somewhere, maybe toward that tree. 635 01:09:20,358 --> 01:09:22,444 Try and hit that... No, no, in the dry riverbed. 636 01:09:22,527 --> 01:09:23,862 There's... 637 01:09:29,075 --> 01:09:30,201 Let's go. 638 01:09:40,044 --> 01:09:41,212 You like it, El Guapo? 639 01:10:32,430 --> 01:10:33,515 Seize him! 640 01:10:37,310 --> 01:10:38,937 So far, so good. 641 01:10:39,062 --> 01:10:40,813 What was that noise? 642 01:10:41,481 --> 01:10:42,982 I do not know. 643 01:10:55,995 --> 01:10:57,622 I have three demands. 644 01:10:57,705 --> 01:11:00,833 One, that you stop harassing the people of Santa Poco. 645 01:11:01,167 --> 01:11:03,378 Two, that all the land of Mexico 646 01:11:03,461 --> 01:11:05,380 be redistributed equally among the people 647 01:11:05,630 --> 01:11:08,550 and a proportional system of government be established, 648 01:11:08,633 --> 01:11:11,594 consisting of three separate, but equal, branches, 649 01:11:11,678 --> 01:11:14,681 the legislative, the executive, and the judicial. 650 01:11:14,764 --> 01:11:16,057 And three, 651 01:11:16,474 --> 01:11:19,561 that the girl Carmen be returned to me unharmed. 652 01:11:19,978 --> 01:11:21,980 Amigo, why you come here? 653 01:11:22,689 --> 01:11:25,608 You don't belong. Now we have to kill you. 654 01:11:27,777 --> 01:11:28,861 Take him away. 655 01:11:28,945 --> 01:11:31,072 Excuse me, did you say kill me? 656 01:12:07,025 --> 01:12:08,443 You see, under my system, 657 01:12:08,526 --> 01:12:10,778 you would no longer be under the thumb of El Guapo, 658 01:12:10,862 --> 01:12:14,032 but you would be free to determine your own destiny. 659 01:12:14,115 --> 01:12:18,453 You see, under a strong federal system, you would have certain rights. 660 01:12:18,536 --> 01:12:21,122 For example, owning property. 661 01:12:21,205 --> 01:12:24,125 You two could have a beautiful little castle on the mesa. 662 01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:26,210 You know, I can see it now, with your little bambinos 663 01:12:26,294 --> 01:12:27,962 running everywhere, playing in the yard. 664 01:13:08,586 --> 01:13:10,171 - We have a plan. - What is it? 665 01:13:10,254 --> 01:13:11,798 First, we break into El Guapo's fortress. 666 01:13:11,881 --> 01:13:13,716 And that you've done. Now what? 667 01:13:14,884 --> 01:13:17,178 Well, we really didn't expect the first part of the plan to work, 668 01:13:17,261 --> 01:13:19,389 so we have no further plan. 669 01:13:19,681 --> 01:13:22,266 Sometimes you can over-plan these things. 670 01:13:23,267 --> 01:13:25,436 So give me a second to talk to Lucky, and I'll get back to you. 671 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,231 Wait! There's a guard outside the door. 672 01:14:02,807 --> 01:14:05,768 Quick! You must dress in his clothes. 673 01:14:05,977 --> 01:14:08,312 Then, you will be able to move freely in the courtyard. 674 01:14:08,646 --> 01:14:09,856 Got it. 675 01:14:12,108 --> 01:14:13,359 Ow! Ow! 676 01:14:13,985 --> 01:14:15,069 Easy. 677 01:14:24,078 --> 01:14:25,830 Come and get them, guerito. 678 01:14:35,214 --> 01:14:37,216 So, I just wait here then? 679 01:14:40,511 --> 01:14:42,472 Okay, you go get the horses. Meet us out front. 680 01:14:42,555 --> 01:14:44,307 That's a good plan. 681 01:14:45,349 --> 01:14:46,559 Thank you. 682 01:16:03,177 --> 01:16:05,888 A toast to El Guapo. 683 01:16:05,972 --> 01:16:06,973 El Guapo! 684 01:16:15,189 --> 01:16:17,441 Today, he is... 685 01:16:21,195 --> 01:16:22,947 Thirty-three years old. 686 01:16:35,459 --> 01:16:39,255 On behalf of myself, Jefe, 687 01:16:40,882 --> 01:16:42,425 and the rest of the boys, 688 01:16:44,468 --> 01:16:48,306 we chipped in and got you this gift. 689 01:16:59,317 --> 01:17:01,652 What can you say about such men? 690 01:17:09,660 --> 01:17:11,078 It's a sweater! It's a sweater! 691 01:17:15,249 --> 01:17:16,334 Jefe. 692 01:17:18,836 --> 01:17:20,963 Gonna make it. Gonna make it. 693 01:17:21,547 --> 01:17:23,841 Gonna make it. Gonna make it. 694 01:17:23,925 --> 01:17:25,968 Never make it, never make it, never make it! 695 01:17:27,678 --> 01:17:29,889 Gonna make it. Gonna make it. 696 01:17:30,598 --> 01:17:32,808 Gonna make it. Gonna make it. 697 01:17:33,517 --> 01:17:35,686 Gonna make it. Gonna make it. 698 01:17:36,270 --> 01:17:39,190 Gonna make it. Gonna make it. 699 01:17:39,815 --> 01:17:43,819 Gonna make it. Gonna make it... 700 01:17:46,530 --> 01:17:47,865 I made it! 701 01:17:50,910 --> 01:17:51,911 Ow! 702 01:17:52,203 --> 01:17:55,122 My men, my compadres, 703 01:17:56,749 --> 01:17:59,585 what we have done, we have done together. 704 01:18:02,088 --> 01:18:05,341 I know each one of you like I know my own smell. 705 01:18:12,431 --> 01:18:13,683 Carlos, 706 01:18:15,559 --> 01:18:18,729 we fought together the priests of this mission. 707 01:18:20,398 --> 01:18:21,565 Pedro, 708 01:18:22,733 --> 01:18:26,070 we crushed the federales on the plains of Oaxaca. 709 01:18:27,405 --> 01:18:29,198 And you... 710 01:18:29,281 --> 01:18:31,033 - Jose! - Jose! 711 01:18:32,243 --> 01:18:33,369 Together, we... 712 01:18:33,452 --> 01:18:36,163 - Burned the village! - Burned the village! 713 01:18:36,998 --> 01:18:37,999 And, uh... 714 01:18:38,082 --> 01:18:39,333 Raped the horses! 715 01:18:39,417 --> 01:18:41,085 Raped the horses! 716 01:18:41,919 --> 01:18:43,546 And we... 717 01:18:43,713 --> 01:18:45,339 Rode off on the women! 718 01:18:45,423 --> 01:18:46,924 Rode off on the women! 719 01:18:47,883 --> 01:18:48,926 And, uh... 720 01:18:49,218 --> 01:18:50,469 - We plundered! - Plundered! 721 01:18:52,304 --> 01:18:53,848 - And, uh... - Pruned. 722 01:18:53,931 --> 01:18:56,767 - Pruned the, uh... - The hedges. 723 01:18:57,143 --> 01:18:58,519 Hedges... 724 01:18:58,602 --> 01:19:00,104 Of many small villages. 725 01:19:00,604 --> 01:19:02,940 Of many small villages. 726 01:19:03,482 --> 01:19:05,026 Who the hell are you? 727 01:19:05,401 --> 01:19:09,321 Another one of the goddamn gringos. Take this monkey away! 728 01:19:09,613 --> 01:19:11,991 Put him with the other Yankee, maricón. 729 01:19:12,283 --> 01:19:16,412 What is happening around here today? Are gringos falling from the sky? 730 01:19:20,291 --> 01:19:21,792 Yes, El Guapo. 731 01:19:24,962 --> 01:19:28,174 Now we have all the Amigos. Take them away. 732 01:19:28,632 --> 01:19:31,927 One moment, please. I know who this man is. 733 01:19:32,386 --> 01:19:33,387 You do? 734 01:19:33,471 --> 01:19:35,890 Yes, it is Ned Nederlander. 735 01:19:35,973 --> 01:19:36,974 Who? 736 01:19:42,229 --> 01:19:46,150 You are my favorite star of the silver screen. 737 01:19:47,443 --> 01:19:48,652 Really? 738 01:19:51,447 --> 01:19:54,450 In Germany, the cinema is very popular. 739 01:19:54,533 --> 01:19:55,743 I have seen all of your films, 740 01:19:55,993 --> 01:19:59,538 including when you were known as Little Neddy Knickers. 741 01:20:00,247 --> 01:20:02,541 Well, that was a long time ago. 742 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:06,754 It was this man who inspired me to learn the art of the quick draw. 743 01:20:06,837 --> 01:20:09,757 I looked up to this man. I studied his every move. 744 01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:13,052 It was my dream to be as fast as Ned Nederlander. 745 01:20:13,677 --> 01:20:16,430 I practiced every day for hours and hours. 746 01:20:16,514 --> 01:20:18,349 He was a god to me. 747 01:20:18,516 --> 01:20:21,769 A god? Well, I don't know about that. 748 01:20:21,852 --> 01:20:25,564 But it is nice to meet a fan. You know, often I think... 749 01:20:25,648 --> 01:20:28,109 Then, I found out about movie tricks. 750 01:20:28,192 --> 01:20:30,444 Trick photography. I was crushed. 751 01:20:30,569 --> 01:20:32,196 I never used trick photography. 752 01:20:32,446 --> 01:20:35,950 That is impossible. No one can be as fast as you appear to be. 753 01:20:36,367 --> 01:20:37,743 I am that fast. 754 01:20:39,245 --> 01:20:40,830 We shall see. 755 01:20:40,913 --> 01:20:42,039 Happy to. 756 01:20:42,790 --> 01:20:46,085 Does anybody have a watch, preferably one with a second hand? 757 01:20:46,752 --> 01:20:47,837 I got a stopwatch. 758 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:49,296 No stopwatch. 759 01:20:49,713 --> 01:20:52,800 As you Americans say, "We will play for keeps." 760 01:20:54,927 --> 01:20:56,720 Give me back his gun. 761 01:20:58,556 --> 01:21:01,851 Leave him here. He might like to see his friend die. 762 01:21:02,893 --> 01:21:04,395 I've seen it. 763 01:21:33,090 --> 01:21:35,426 You don't understand. I don't shoot at people. 764 01:21:36,051 --> 01:21:37,928 You see, it's against my upbringing. 765 01:21:38,304 --> 01:21:40,764 Call it etiquette, whatever. You know, I was thinking... 766 01:21:47,396 --> 01:21:50,024 I've waited for years for this moment. 767 01:22:20,179 --> 01:22:22,598 You wanna die with a man's gun, 768 01:22:23,474 --> 01:22:26,227 not a little sissy gun like this. 769 01:22:26,310 --> 01:22:27,603 Enough! 770 01:22:27,728 --> 01:22:29,188 Take the gun! Let's go! 771 01:24:09,496 --> 01:24:11,415 I have had enough of these Yankees. 772 01:24:11,540 --> 01:24:13,417 Not so fast, El Guapo! 773 01:24:14,543 --> 01:24:17,921 Or I'll fill you so full of lead, you'll be using your dick for a pencil. 774 01:24:20,341 --> 01:24:21,342 What do you mean? 775 01:24:22,259 --> 01:24:23,510 I don't know! 776 01:24:23,594 --> 01:24:26,430 - I think he means that if you... - Shut up! 777 01:24:26,847 --> 01:24:30,142 So, you thought you could outsmart the Amigos. 778 01:24:30,809 --> 01:24:33,604 Well, not this time. Dusty, cover El Guapo! 779 01:24:37,358 --> 01:24:39,777 Now, everybody, throw down your guns. 780 01:24:40,944 --> 01:24:42,446 Do as he says! 781 01:24:46,617 --> 01:24:48,660 - Not you, Dusty. - Sorry. 782 01:24:52,956 --> 01:24:57,378 Okay, now, everybody lay down and put your hands behind your head. 783 01:25:00,422 --> 01:25:02,383 Ned, open the gates! 784 01:25:35,833 --> 01:25:37,918 And don't try to touch those guns! 785 01:25:40,671 --> 01:25:42,005 Kill them! 786 01:25:53,183 --> 01:25:55,561 Hurry up! Hurry up! 787 01:25:58,397 --> 01:25:59,857 Ride, Amigos, ride! 788 01:26:51,450 --> 01:26:54,703 Ned, what luck! It's a Tuppan 601. You can fly one. 789 01:26:54,995 --> 01:26:57,122 Yeah. Didn't you fly one in Little Neddy Goes to War? 790 01:26:57,206 --> 01:26:59,750 Well, not exactly. Actually, my stuntman did. 791 01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:02,377 But I'm pretty sure I can remember. 792 01:27:09,927 --> 01:27:11,512 Ned! Ned! 793 01:27:15,724 --> 01:27:17,935 - Look out, Ned. - My God! 794 01:27:18,435 --> 01:27:19,811 Oh, my God! 795 01:27:30,489 --> 01:27:32,199 So long, El Guapo! 796 01:27:32,366 --> 01:27:34,660 I will see you in Santa Poco. 797 01:28:05,983 --> 01:28:07,359 Santa Poco! 798 01:28:09,820 --> 01:28:11,321 Ned, land. 799 01:28:19,037 --> 01:28:20,038 Hold it. 800 01:28:57,909 --> 01:28:59,244 El Guapo is on his way. 801 01:29:01,330 --> 01:29:04,333 Someday the people of this village will have to face El Guapo. 802 01:29:04,416 --> 01:29:05,917 We might as well do it now. 803 01:29:07,127 --> 01:29:10,422 In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday. 804 01:29:11,381 --> 01:29:14,301 For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. 805 01:29:15,052 --> 01:29:18,472 For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. 806 01:29:19,389 --> 01:29:23,226 For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous guy who wants to kill us. 807 01:29:23,685 --> 01:29:26,229 But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, 808 01:29:26,897 --> 01:29:31,151 the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, 809 01:29:31,234 --> 01:29:34,154 who also happens to be the actual El Guapo. 810 01:29:35,322 --> 01:29:37,908 We want to defend ourselves. But how? 811 01:29:38,742 --> 01:29:42,704 By using the skills and the talents of the people of Santa Poco. 812 01:29:43,538 --> 01:29:45,040 This is not a town of weaklings. 813 01:29:46,083 --> 01:29:49,044 You can turn your skills against El Guapo. 814 01:29:51,088 --> 01:29:56,093 Now, what is it that this town really does well? 815 01:29:57,260 --> 01:29:58,553 Hmm. 816 01:30:06,937 --> 01:30:08,105 We can sew. 817 01:30:08,397 --> 01:30:10,190 There you go. You can sew. 818 01:30:10,524 --> 01:30:11,525 Ah. 819 01:30:11,650 --> 01:30:13,443 If only we had known this earlier. 820 01:30:14,111 --> 01:30:15,862 - Ned, Dusty. - Sewing. 821 01:30:16,446 --> 01:30:19,241 Remember our film, Amigos, Amigos, Amigos? 822 01:30:19,449 --> 01:30:22,285 - Yes. - Remember what we did in that movie? 823 01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:26,164 - Do you think it could work? - It's got to work. 824 01:30:26,623 --> 01:30:28,291 It's our only hope. 825 01:31:14,629 --> 01:31:17,758 Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind. 826 01:31:24,556 --> 01:31:26,433 Okay, dig here. 827 01:32:30,747 --> 01:32:32,123 Yoo-hoo! 828 01:32:35,418 --> 01:32:36,920 Where are you? 829 01:32:39,589 --> 01:32:41,591 There they are, El Guapo! 830 01:32:51,768 --> 01:32:53,353 Now they're over there, El Guapo. 831 01:32:59,109 --> 01:33:00,861 Now they're over there. 832 01:33:03,113 --> 01:33:04,447 Shoot them! 833 01:33:06,408 --> 01:33:07,409 They're over there. 834 01:33:11,204 --> 01:33:13,081 Now they're over here. 835 01:33:20,463 --> 01:33:22,966 What the hell is happening around here? 836 01:33:23,842 --> 01:33:25,302 Shoot, shoot! 837 01:33:27,220 --> 01:33:29,848 Now they're over there, on top of the church. 838 01:33:31,224 --> 01:33:33,476 El Guapo, they are everywhere. 839 01:33:34,519 --> 01:33:35,645 They're over there, too. 840 01:34:01,504 --> 01:34:03,423 Come back, you cowards! 841 01:34:04,341 --> 01:34:05,884 You traitors! 842 01:34:09,387 --> 01:34:11,389 I'm still here, El Guapo. 843 01:34:28,531 --> 01:34:30,200 You stupid horse! 844 01:35:17,539 --> 01:35:19,541 That was some good trick. 845 01:35:23,169 --> 01:35:26,047 Come closer. I have something to tell you. 846 01:35:36,433 --> 01:35:38,476 That was a good trick, too. 847 01:35:48,486 --> 01:35:50,947 I'm gonna miss you, señor Dusty. 848 01:35:56,286 --> 01:35:57,746 I'm gonna miss you, too, Pablo. 849 01:35:59,914 --> 01:36:03,251 Here, I want you to have my watch. 850 01:36:13,845 --> 01:36:15,638 I wanna go with you. 851 01:36:16,723 --> 01:36:21,311 No, Pablo, there's still much to be done here. Your village needs you. 852 01:36:22,353 --> 01:36:23,646 And your family needs you. 853 01:36:24,689 --> 01:36:26,691 We are men without homes. 854 01:36:27,859 --> 01:36:29,486 We were meant to wander. 855 01:36:30,653 --> 01:36:34,157 You will always have a home here with us in Santa Poco. 856 01:36:37,368 --> 01:36:38,912 Goodbye, Dusty. 857 01:36:44,959 --> 01:36:47,420 You have done what you said you would do. 858 01:36:47,504 --> 01:36:51,549 Long will the memory of the Three Amigos live in the hearts of the people of Santa Poco. 859 01:37:07,857 --> 01:37:09,275 I'll come back one day. 860 01:37:10,193 --> 01:37:11,194 Why? 861 01:37:14,114 --> 01:37:17,200 Well, I thought that maybe you and I could... 862 01:37:19,494 --> 01:37:20,537 Oh. 863 01:38:02,787 --> 01:38:03,830 Let's ride. 864 01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:18,428 We are proud to give you all that we have. 865 01:38:18,803 --> 01:38:19,846 Here, I'll take that. 866 01:38:30,899 --> 01:38:34,235 Our reward is that justice has been done. 867 01:38:37,947 --> 01:38:41,659 And remember, wherever there is injustice, you will find us. 868 01:38:42,368 --> 01:38:45,079 Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. 869 01:38:45,580 --> 01:38:48,458 Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... 870 01:38:48,791 --> 01:38:50,460 The Three Amigos! 871 01:38:57,175 --> 01:38:58,551 Let's ride! 872 01:39:13,566 --> 01:39:14,943 Let's ride!